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My Names Bond. Lack Of A Human Bond. Please Fuck Me And Fill The Void In My Shallow Empty Life

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i love giving blood. i havent paid for a birthday gift in years

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New Slaves (Live at SNL)

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i think past 11 i get overly sentimental, poetic, and romantic

sometimes i put the warm brick part of my laptop charger in between my legs because it feels really nice

i like cecily strong a lot

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when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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preferred mode of travel tbh

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preferred mode of travel tbh

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my life

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QuestionI'm gay but I need a ride to the meeting soo... Answer

u can come with me :)

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

im gonna make a gun that when u shoot it at someone they automatically like u and u  can go talk to them

*insert vague text post to get u interested in what is going on w/ me*

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